Bearnaise Ponywhistle

Full Name: Bearnaise Polliprance Desideratus Ponywhistle

Gender: Male (...?)

Race/Ethnicity: Arguably Durantian. Arguably.

Appearance: A great powdered beast of a man, somewhat resembling an especially snowy shrub. Ponywhistle is rumored to have started the incroyable fashion movement of a generation or so past, and to have aided its evolution into the modern dandy movement. Thus, he is fond of exceedingly showy clothing, his coats sequined and shimmering in all sorts of ostentatious hues. His neck is never seen without a jabot of at least four tiers, and his head is at all times topped with a towering wig of white, blonde or varying pastels. Upon his masculine face is found a well-tended beard, splitting at the chin like the tongue of a serpent. A beauty mark is located directly beneath the left eyes, the right eye generally sporting a monocle. The eyes themselves, heavily lidded and queer, are a deep, unsettling red.

Occupation(s): Banker

Likes: All Things Shiny, Money, Powder, Men, Women, Short People, Velvet, Livestock

Dislikes: Poverty, Plain Things, Poverty, The Outdoors, Birds, Baldness, Poverty

Biography: Ponywhistle is the very embodiment of mystery, albeit a very flashy mystery. Few recall his origins; it is generally accepted that he came with the central bank of Durant when it was constructed, as generally concordant accounts of a “great poncey puff of a man in the lobby” exist as far back as 50 AU. This suggests that Ponywhistle is either a character played by a secret society of bored bankers or something... more, something horrid. Some eldritch being conjured in days long past to serve the banking world. Regardless, he is present in a great many banks, seemingly simultaneously, and he is simply delighted to meet you. Possessing the now obsolete title of Margrave, roughly equivalent to the modern Marquess, Ponywhistle spends his free time directing the activities of the Culture League.

Quote: “Tell meh, my deare boye, what would tickele your fanceh on this FIENE day?”

Special Abilities/Skills: Perfect penmanship, fluent in demn near every language, well-read historian, gifted dancer.

Mannerisms: Ponywhistle has a curious way of enunciating, rendering his speech somewhat difficult to comprehend if one is not paying very close attention. His every moment is exceedingly dramatic, and there are scattered reports of his maw being capable of stretching far too wide in the act of consuming humans. This has been attributed to the drunken ramblings of the mentally challenged, however, as it makes very little sense.